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Yelena.

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Yelena. With a little help from Ava.

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Of course.

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So he's trying to get a verse written for each of us and if I have to hear that chorus one more time- I'm going to shoot him.

He'll survive, he's got the serum.

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No one's shooting anybody.

I'm gonna handle it.

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Just in the kneecap. He'll walk it off.

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Walker.

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Fine.

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Thank you.

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I'm allowed to throw things at him, right? To get him to leave the room. Not to maim.

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Go for it.

[He's working with children.]

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[ John's response comes a quarter of an hour later in video form. Alexei singing that damn chorus one more time and John, as promised, throwing Yelena at him to make him shut up.

Person, thing, same difference, right? ]

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...Yelena is not a THING, Walker. Jesus Christ.


[Is this what it's like being a parent? He's suddenly not too sad that he missed that boat.]

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She volunteered, he was warned, and I didn't maim him or shoot him.

Just keep him out of my kitchen until this is out of his system. Meal prepping for four super soldier appetites is a chore and a half.

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Yelena volunteered for you to throw her?

[He is skeptical. And also so done.]

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You really think I could throw her if she didn't want me to? Wow. That's a compliment.

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[He heaves a sigh, rubbing a hand over his face. That's it. He's going out for dinner. And he's taking Bob with him, dammit.]

Right. Definitely how I meant it.

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[ Right- they're not like that. Coworkers.

Got it. Reel it back, Walker, stop being an idiot. ]

Yes, she volunteered. She thought it would be funny.

To be fair Alexei did catch her. It was kind of wholesome, and it got him to stop singing.

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Right, okay.

[He sighs again, considering.]

Maybe lead with that next time?

:)

cointoss was tails, sorry Bucky.

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Sure, can do.

[ The smiley face is taunting him with it's insincere condescension. He hasn't felt this patronized by Barnes specifically in awhile- so on the one hand he is overdue. On the other?

Time to beat the hell out of some heavybags. ]

Such is his life lol

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Appreciate it.

Hard to read tone through text.

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[ It takes longer for him to get back to Bucky this time, focused in on venting his frustrations on the heavy bags in the gym for a solid hour. It's a healthier outlet, or so he's told.

It's. He's fine. It's fine. Keep it professional. He can do that. ]

No problem. I'm sure this fixation of his will pass eventually. They usually do.

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Thankfully. He'll be onto something else in no time.

[Hopefully next time there won't be any singing.]

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Knowing our luck? It'll be even more absurd.

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Sounds about right, yeah.

Wonder if we can get a hold of some of that super liquor from Asgard.